A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.
After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.
by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022
v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.
n. the act of washing ones anus.
n. the act of washing ones anus.
Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.
I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.
by homoguytom February 2, 2013
by Soap the duck March 18, 2017
Soap MacTavish is a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare trilogy of games. He is of Scottish descent. He's in the SAS and Task Force 141, fighting alongside his best mate Captain Price. His looks, actions, way of speaking and one liners make him regarded as one of the best characters in the series by the fans. Having sustained a major injury in Modern Warfare 2, and it reopening in Modern Warfare 3 after falling from a great height, he succumbed to blood loss, resulting in a shocking scene that both struck the players, and Captain Price.
Person A: Hey dude you play MW2?
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series
Person B: Fuck yea dude, Soap is my favourite character!
Person A: Me too dude, he's so badass and cool!
Soap MacTavish, a playable and main character in the Call of Duty Modern Warfare series
by Dare_88 April 3, 2021
A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
by Th3rd June 29, 2015
Soap used to sanitize the vagina just like a douche, hence it can readily be interchanged with the terms douche or douchebag It is a much more vulgar way of referring to an individual deemed unpleasant, idiotic, and generally annoying in all possible ways.
Boyfriend: "You're sister's new boyfriend is a douche!"
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
Girlfriend: "Don't call him that; it's mean!"
Boyriend: "Oh sorry...you're sister's new boyfriend is a piece of cunt soap!"
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving you..."
by capthooker January 28, 2012
A person who uses your shower, often without permission, and depletes your supply of soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc., in one shower usage. Typically, soap whores do not make the shower owner aware of such depletion of bodily cleaning supplies.
by ahhhhhgggg May 24, 2008