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A secret, secluded safe haven back in the woods where friends meet up to smoke weed. Usually has smoke flowing from the doors, windows and chimney. Place where many people has been high or will get high.
I'm gonna get fucked up this weekend, so I think I'm gonna go hang out at the SMOKEPIT.
SMOKEPIT by Homey D September 19, 2010
Words you can keep
(Location) designated area, usually military, where smoking is allowed. Almost always outside, sometimes in a shack. Used to be known as a Smoking Lamp
Let's go to the smoke pit!
smoke pit by oorah-cheeto May 30, 2013
A little area around the school premises where kids come to smoke cigarettes.
"I need a smoke, let's go to the smoke pit and bum one off someone".
"Aite, we're cool"
smoke pit by unownedreal September 8, 2005

Smokepie 

When you blow smoke (typically from weed) into the flaps of the vagina, similar to blowing a balloon up.
Friend one: Did you guys do anything on your date
Friends two: Yeah she let me tap and then after I gave that bitch a smokepie
Smokepie by KuzcoR March 16, 2020

Word around the smoke pit

Word around the smoke pit /wrd a-rownd tha smowk pit/ p.
1. A phrase commonly used amoung Marines (USMC) indicating the gossip or rumors of people and or events that happen to be taking place before/during/subsequent to that region of time.
1. MARINE 1: "Devildog, word around the smoke pit says you got caught bangin' a sheep or somthin'. Is that true?"

MARINE 2: "No man! It was a goat. and his name is 'Charlie', ok!"

2. MARINE 1: "Hey, anyone seen Chattom?"

MARINE 2: "Nope. Sorry Devildog. Word around the smoke pit says he got discharged for banging a Navy officer."
MARINE 1: "He did!?! OO-RAH CHATTOM!"

smoketitles 

When you put the subtitles on the t.v. so you can go outside while you smoke and still watch. Note: T.v. must be within viewing distance when outside.
We were watching the show on t.v. when my sister needed to go smoke, so she put on the smoketitles so she could smoke and watch.
smoketitles by sassysistas August 10, 2010

smokepizzle 

an extremely attractive girl, an amazingly cool/hot girl
man olivia is a smokepizzle
smokepizzle by smokepizzleshow March 19, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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