A person or animal who is found attractive because of all their body rolls. They are smart and usually have ridiculously long hair. Everyone Loves a smexxy person.
To be smexy and fabulous. Usually associated with beautiful and smart girls who make guys chase them and call them maybe. To cap off their irresistible intoxicating air of smexyness, these girls tend to have even more gorgeous singing voices
"OHHH HELLZ NOEZ, I appreciate that fat lady opera singer but she ain't smexyfab like them cute, smart girlies who can sing."
"Daaang that Taylor Swift is even more gawjus than that Cyrus thing. She's smexyfab!"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"