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slaphappy 

1) When someone slaps the hell out of a hooker.
2) Uncontrollable masturbation.
3) Easy to anger.
1) He got slaphappy with Amber.
2) Dude, you gotta stop being so slaphappy. I need to use the bathroom.
3) Don't piss of John. He's slaphappy today.
slaphappy by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

SLAPHAPPY 

Something truly awesome! When something happens that is out of the ordinary and amazing.
Slaphappy, you won the lottery!
SLAPHAPPY by Jeff Geraisun October 20, 2017

slaphappy 

Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.
I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!
slaphappy by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.
Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

Captain Slaphappy 

One who frequently masterbates
"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"
Captain Slaphappy by winterkyles January 4, 2013

slap-happy-grand-pappy 

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
slap-happy-grand-pappy by T.Wilson January 1, 2013
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