SLAP/S.L.A.P. 

Sound Like A Plan= when agreeing to an invitation of some sort

ME:" Lets go to the mall and get some shoes?" Friend: "SLAP/S.L.A.P."

SLAP/S.L.A.P. by JayActiive November 11, 2019

S.L.A.P/SLAP 

S.L.A.P is an acronym for Self Loathing Autistic Person
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.

S.L.A.P/SLAP is to an Autistic like what an uncle tom is to an African American.

S.L.A.P/SLAP by NEURODIVERSE August 20, 2020

Shotgun's Lap 

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)

From RvB

Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!

Shotgun's Lap by Secret Justin December 13, 2008

Santa's lap 

The act of sitting on a mans lap, while having intercourse on Christmas Day (sex position where one person sits down and the other person bounces on top, creating enjoyable sex on the 25th of December)

"Dude she sat on Santa's lap at the Christmas party last night!"

Santa's lap by the urban legend March 29, 2016

Santa's lap 

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!

The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!

Santa's lap by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018

Stoner's Lap 

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

Stoner's Lap by JollySmoker July 26, 2010

stoner's lap 

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

stoner's lap by rayemy June 21, 2009