SLAMPIG

When A Man Shoves his " John Thomas" up a woman or man's Arsehole wihout permission.
This often causes confusion and shock to the recipient of the slampig.
It is usually viewed as not welcome.
(Read in deep southern voice)
"I'm Gonna Give you A SLAMPIG!!!!"
To which the woman usually responds... "You betta get that Thing Outta My Ass or I'm gonna SHIT on IT!"
by Bajunga October 17, 2007
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Slampig

(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
by Butthead121 December 25, 2009
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a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets
My girlfriend is quite a slampig.
by Ace April 14, 2004
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A female you use just for sexual activities and thinks she is worth more than that.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.

Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
by RYS October 19, 2004
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A girl that has sex with a lot of guys, a slut.
Everyone suspected Erin F was a slampig after she hooked up with JD the first night of college. As the year progressed and the list of guys she had been with steadily grew, including two guys who were best friends, there was no doubt in anyone's mind.
by Baserman May 28, 2005
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1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.

2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.

3. Any girl that brendan has been with

4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?

2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!

3. Brendan.... come on man.

4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 20, 2004
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A girl who will fuck anything or anyone . A slut a whore. Etc

A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.

Did you hear about amanda?

I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
by That_nj_guy October 02, 2015
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