SLAG2PAPP

Acronym for Someone with an indefinite Lag time till they realize they're Slaves to Pompous Ass Preserving Protocols. Nearly synonymous with tool but more lavishly slavish. Also sees eye to eye with obsequious sycophants. This type person is deeply offended when an observation is made such as "groupthinkstinks because it panders to the lowest common denominator of base human nature". The cults of political personalities and party affiliationists thrive on these types.

SLAG2PAPPs will be the downfall of this country yet.

SLAG2PAPP by kismetician July 9, 2010

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slapappy

when usually ethnic women feel the need to yell and clap their hand and slap themselves when they are excited

there are a lot of slapappy people at the wendy williams show

slapappy by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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