A shoeless, hemp-clothed, VW van- or Subaru-owning, flower-crowned, patchouli oil-smelling individual that dances without rhythm similar to the inflatable tube man or “a daisy blowing freely in the wind.” He/she often does not shave his/her pits and immensely enjoys reminiscing on trips to Coachella, Burning Man, and Bonnaroo.
When I left the Maple Leaf Bar at 8 am after an all-nightjazz fest show, the trolley was filled with shreepers.
Otherwise known as a "Stalking Creeper". Typically seen on popular social networking sites, and defined as one who; even though never contacts you directly, always seems to know what you have going on at that particular time, who you're talking to, where you're going to be hanging out, etc. Then, either "happens" to show up in these particular places at these particular times, or "somehow" starts attempting to pop up on all your friends pages.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*