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side-partin' martin 

someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"
side-partin' martin by smyphilis October 30, 2008

Side-Parting 

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
Side-Parting by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007

Party Side

A fashionable hair cut where one side of the head is shaved to the scalp, leaving the rest intact and respectable. The term is derived from the description of a mullet as being 'business in the front, party in the back'. It allows the person to be deemed respectable from one side, and rebellious from the other.
Since my housemate's boyfriend got a party side, he scares old women in the street.
Party Side by toomuchtime123 July 31, 2012

sideparters 

noun. emos. refuring to their hairstyle. no matter their gender, age or leinght of hair, they all have sideparts of some kind. as an adj, to kick it sidepart is to go into an emotive state at randome times for no good reason.
the sideparters at my school always just hang around listoning to hawthorne heights and complaining ensessivly about their failyer or lack there of of sex/love/happyness/friends/girl pants/eye makeup/what ever.