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A much more demeaning way of politly telling someone to shut up.
obnoxious guy: hey! guess what my socks smell like!

other guy: c'mon...shut up...

third guy: both of you shut UP!
shut UP! by mindfreak94 April 16, 2007
I’m not gonna fight with you. Meet me in bed
Jill-“shut up!”
Jack-“so meet you in bed”
the hard term for "be quiet"
shut up!
shut up by C-dawgg January 19, 2003
A quick way of saying "be quiet". Often this term is unliked by adults, they think it's rude.
"Why don't you just shut up?"
shut up by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016
Another way of saying, "you've won the arguement, but I'm not going to admit it".
Girl: Why are you speaking in a French accent?
Guy: Because I'm speaking French...
Girl: Shut Up.

Guy 1: That girl is such a slut!
Guy 2: No she's not; she's had one boyfriend in the past year and didn't even have sex with him
Guy 1: Shut Up.

Wife: Do you want the big half or the small half?
Husband: That's impossible as two halves would be of the same mass, so a larger/smaller half is not possible
Wife: Shut Up.

Student 1: From now on, If anyone comes into this lesson they are marked as late
Student 2: I don't think that's your decision to make
Student 1: Shut Up.
Shut Up by Maggot Carrier July 7, 2009
to cease to talk.
shut up by dre March 25, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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Modified derivative of granola.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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