Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

Ship-Shit by KindleKrackhead February 6, 2022

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rocket ship shit

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship

Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.

rocket ship shit by atreyudanger August 22, 2008

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Ship-Shit • rocket ship shit • Shit Ship • ship • ship name • ship wrecked • ship it • ship cupboard • ship-faced • Ship in a Bottle

Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

Shit Ship by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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