SHARD PARTY 

WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)

FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"

SHARD PARTY by CHINOIANS March 1, 2023

Shart Party

In preparation of the Shart Party, one must excessively consume nourishment that allows the instance of a shart. Eggs, the bean family, and fried foods are all suitable avenues.

Only a dwelling suitable of such a prestigious hullabaloo should be considered, fast food chain restaurants and outlet store bathrooms are prime examples of the type of real estate generally considered 'acceptable' for such an event.

To participate, one must gather a small group of acquaintances of the same gender. All participants should exhibit exemplary pre-game behavior. Ensure that each party member is 'primed' and ready to go.
Enter the rest room one at a time as not to cause alarm to whomever may be surveying the area. Once inside, select a stall that feels comfortable, Single toilet bathrooms are generally unacceptable due to sanitary issues. Once you and your party have found your choicest toilets, (or urinals, sinks, what have you.) You may release your 'contribution' on walls, the floor, the toilet paper, basically anything that isn't the toilet hole. Extra points for creativity.

If someone enters the bathroom who isnt on your VIP list, you may make them uncomfortable by using your party favors, grunting and swearing are sure to make them uncomfortable enough to hold their mess.
After all 'business' has evacuated your 'hole', invite your party to view each other's 'businesses'. You may now leave as you came, with grace and dignity.

Friend one: "hey, wanna shit on the bathroom floor of Krogers?"

Friend two: "Boy would I! I'll call Ricky and Jake, we'll have a shart party"

Friend one: "thats the choicest idea I've heard all day."

Shart Party by zgraid August 2, 2014

total shart party 

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

total shart party by corporate america May 6, 2018

Party Shark

A person being crowd surfed while holding a cardboard shark fin in between their butt cheeks. The privelage is usually extended to someone who did something extraordinary throughout the week.

Although only the one holding the shark fin between their butt cheeks and being crowd surfed is the Party Shark, the entire crowd participating are Party Sharking

1: Congratz on getting your masters degree in Rocket Science, your going to be the Party Shark tonight.

2: Awesome, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.

Party Shark by JDigglesby September 30, 2009

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019