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shake a tit 

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.
past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.
shake a tit by henry lynn February 28, 2005
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SHAKE A TIT 

To say shake a tit is the cool persons way of saying i gotta take a shit.
Bro 1: Whats up bro? What u been doing for the last hour?

Bro 2: Man i had to shake a tit you know how that is.

Bro 1: Yea pimpin earlier i shook a big tit!!!
SHAKE A TIT by Stick1 August 9, 2020

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily
Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

Two shakes of a titty

It's when someone is relatively faster than they would normally be but not as fast as two pumps & a nut
She's up the road about 5 minutes and it only take her two shakes of a titty to get here.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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