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SET STIR ROT 

The condition of your ORAL CAVITY and TEETH after waking up from sleeping where (ROT) is PERFECT short for ROTATE.

The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.

The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.

What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
It starts with NATURAL BAD BREATH along with tons of microorganisms which you don't care what they are called as you are in a hurry on automatic CLEAR THIS OUT as it is in your entire MOUTH and if you don't it will ROT and stink more , so this is HOW WE DO IT READY SET STIR ROT and you feel like a NEW PERSON as those mouth TERRORISTS are gone.

For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.

You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.

For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012