When a man spontaneously and unexpectedly ejacuates on a woman uncontrollably to produce seemose dripose.
Man 1: bro what happened last night?
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'