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Seniorita beater
Seniorita beater by Noj83 September 21, 2021
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Senioritis
A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.
symptoms include:
- laziness
- lack of motivation
- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)
- feeling of hopelessness
- thoughts of giving up
- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not
- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything
- panic feeling
The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
symptoms include:
- laziness
- lack of motivation
- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)
- feeling of hopelessness
- thoughts of giving up
- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not
- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything
- panic feeling
The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.
teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm
senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis
Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015
Senorita
Senorita is a very beautiful, kind hearted , sweetest, intelligent girl you will ever find. She's the center of attraction. Boys die to make her their girlfriend. She has a Childish character. She loves to laugh and make others laugh. Her personality can make anyone surprised. She has many friends.
senioritis sufferers anonymous
We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.
senioritis sufferers anonymous by LRay10 January 13, 2011
senorita beater
senorita beater by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005
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