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SCOOTIN D 

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING
ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!
SCOOTIN D by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009
Words you can keep

Road D & Scoopin's 

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.
She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's
Road D & Scoopin's by Marchand August 10, 2016

shootin ducks 

when ur pants are 2 short (showing above ur ankles)
shootin ducks by Jalana February 15, 2006

shootin doves 

Just another slang for jerkin off! (You can never have too many right?)
Scott's in his room shootin doves right now . He's sexually frustrated.
shootin doves by RVDk September 7, 2017

Shootin' Day

Shootin' Day last from May 4th to May 9th, if you can afford, then you can celebrate Shootin' Day, meaning you can be a school shooter in any Australian school (you also have to t-pose for 3-5 seconds after shooting your first target)
"Hey Bob did you know Shootin' Day is next week?"
"No what is it?"
"I won't tell you but just don't go to school next week"

"Ok...? "

shootin the deer 

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

Scoopin the duke 

The act of digging your crap out of the toilet for no reason but to hold it.
Person a. What are u doing!!??!
Person b. Scoopin the duke, duh
Scoopin the duke by Family fun hf November 26, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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