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schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009
Related Words

schloupen 

Schloupen is something super amazing and vanderbar
OMG holy schloupen whats the poopin!!!!
schloupen by DJ BIBZZ January 31, 2008

schlomps 

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.
Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.
schlomps by ghaliz July 27, 2011

Schlouse 

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.
My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.
Schlouse by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011

Schlopps 

Hey schlopps how many twinkies have you ate today.
Schlopps by C. Moore. Butts. November 22, 2016

Schlouping 

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.
I fancy just schlouping about today.
Schlouping by mkgillespie November 13, 2015