Skip to main content
Man, I sure wish I was a part of the S.W.G.E - founded by Slappy of the "Big Meat Alliance"
S.W.G.E by swagshmeat March 24, 2023
Words you can keep

S.W.A.G.G.E.R 

Acronym describing the 7 things occupying the male mind the majority of the time. Often the topic of "wack" rap songs, "upbuilding" conversation between guys, and mocking with women.

S.- Sex
W.- Women
A.- Alcohol
G.- Gaming
G.- Gluttony
E.- Entertainment
R.- Rest
Guy 1- "You got yo' S.w.a.g.g.e.r. on?"

Guy 2- "Always, man. You?"

Woman 1- "OMG my BF is overflowing with s.w.a.g.g.e.r. right now. He may not even know i exist!"
Woman 2- "I know! It's like way obvious. Heavy on the S.W.A.G. much?"
S.W.A.G.G.E.R by echo95 November 30, 2010

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

AI LOVE...MANDARIN CHINESE
PASTA I ...BEANS ROMANIAN

READ PAST AI...TAP SIA

E.1 T.2 A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.23 M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V 21:K.22 X.23 Q.34 J.25 Z.26

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27:D.27 O 28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46:Y.47 K.51 J.52 K.53 V.,66 X 68 Z.72

GET EVERY SHIT LOVE PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE

(11) (26).

H.E.L.P.

ASSHOLE FUNCTION

THE PERFECT HETEROSEXUAL MALE REQUEST
I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is a MANDATORY SHITEATER. I was put onTHE SHIT LIST back in 1988 MAY 10 SAN FRANCISCO for SUCKING A LITTLE BOY OFF IN THE SEARS. .MANDATORY. (" his DAD did the same thing remembering AND SEEYOURASSHOLE my favorite PEDOPHILE GAME as I looked at HIS ASSHOLE he found it DIRTY as he gave a griin to that affect so I did not RIM THE LITTLE BOY and because well you can look at this full definition and see what you think as now a philosophy " GET EVERY LOVE SHIT PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE and do you think this is the same for all HUMAN BEINGS as represented by this yours TRULY " SHIT A ONE" , AS this is a PNEUMONIC as help your memory as remember G.E.L.S. P.W.P. is GREED , ENVY, LUST, SLOTH, PIGGISH , WRATH AND PRIDE in the END here I am A SHIT EON. We can say also GOOD EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS (FOR YOU 311 CROWD) SEX PLEASING WORD PROCESSOR.

Would anybody at HAWKS GYM in LAS VEGAS or SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA where CHRISTOPHER moved and maybe others second that emotion that ANAL ALAN HOMOSEXUAL EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS PEDOPHILE gives great RIMJOBS AND BLOW JOBS by using great TONGUE and a GOOD FUCK too by using G.E.L.S. P.W.P. GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE SYSTEMS PLEASANT WORD PROCESSES

We all have G.E.L.S. P.W.P. that is a GUT entrAnce leaving ShitS parts wHOLE purpose is good sense for any ASSHOLE that wants nothing to do with any SHITS.

When we want the hottest sloppiest natural sex we all G.E.L.S. P.W..P. = GOD ELECTS LOVE SEX PLEASING WET PUSSY

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing
is a DOUBLE PNEUMONIC.
This is a good double pneumonic G.E.L.S. P.W.P. for remembering seven deadly sins or seven deadly feelings which is Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing which is an Undesirable WORD CHAIN from the FIRST PNEUMONIC , GREED, ENVY, LUST, SLOTH PIGGISH(GLUTTONY) WRATH PRIDE
G.E.L.S. P.W.P. by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next