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S.W.A.G.G.E.R 

Acronym describing the 7 things occupying the male mind the majority of the time. Often the topic of "wack" rap songs, "upbuilding" conversation between guys, and mocking with women.

S.- Sex
W.- Women
A.- Alcohol
G.- Gaming
G.- Gluttony
E.- Entertainment
R.- Rest
Guy 1- "You got yo' S.w.a.g.g.e.r. on?"

Guy 2- "Always, man. You?"

Woman 1- "OMG my BF is overflowing with s.w.a.g.g.e.r. right now. He may not even know i exist!"
Woman 2- "I know! It's like way obvious. Heavy on the S.W.A.G. much?"
S.W.A.G.G.E.R by echo95 November 30, 2010

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

AI LOVE...MANDARIN CHINESE
PASTA I ...BEANS ROMANIAN

READ PAST AI...TAP SIA

E.1 T.2 A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.23 M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V 21:K.22 X.23 Q.34 J.25 Z.26

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27:D.27 O 28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46:Y.47 K.51 J.52 K.53 V.,66 X 68 Z.72

GET EVERY SHIT LOVE PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE

(11) (26).

H.E.L.P.

ASSHOLE FUNCTION

THE PERFECT HETEROSEXUAL MALE REQUEST
I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is a MANDATORY SHITEATER. I was put onTHE SHIT LIST back in 1988 MAY 10 SAN FRANCISCO for SUCKING A LITTLE BOY OFF IN THE SEARS. .MANDATORY. (" his DAD did the same thing remembering AND SEEYOURASSHOLE my favorite PEDOPHILE GAME as I looked at HIS ASSHOLE he found it DIRTY as he gave a griin to that affect so I did not RIM THE LITTLE BOY and because well you can look at this full definition and see what you think as now a philosophy " GET EVERY LOVE SHIT PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE and do you think this is the same for all HUMAN BEINGS as represented by this yours TRULY " SHIT A ONE" , AS this is a PNEUMONIC as help your memory as remember G.E.L.S. P.W.P. is GREED , ENVY, LUST, SLOTH, PIGGISH , WRATH AND PRIDE in the END here I am A SHIT EON. We can say also GOOD EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS (FOR YOU 311 CROWD) SEX PLEASING WORD PROCESSOR.

Would anybody at HAWKS GYM in LAS VEGAS or SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA where CHRISTOPHER moved and maybe others second that emotion that ANAL ALAN HOMOSEXUAL EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS PEDOPHILE gives great RIMJOBS AND BLOW JOBS by using great TONGUE and a GOOD FUCK too by using G.E.L.S. P.W.P. GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE SYSTEMS PLEASANT WORD PROCESSES

We all have G.E.L.S. P.W.P. that is a GUT entrAnce leaving ShitS parts wHOLE purpose is good sense for any ASSHOLE that wants nothing to do with any SHITS.

When we want the hottest sloppiest natural sex we all G.E.L.S. P.W..P. = GOD ELECTS LOVE SEX PLEASING WET PUSSY

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing
is a DOUBLE PNEUMONIC.
This is a good double pneumonic G.E.L.S. P.W.P. for remembering seven deadly sins or seven deadly feelings which is Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing which is an Undesirable WORD CHAIN from the FIRST PNEUMONIC , GREED, ENVY, LUST, SLOTH PIGGISH(GLUTTONY) WRATH PRIDE
G.E.L.S. P.W.P. by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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