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Sport Utility Vehicle. Similar to a station wagon but built on a light-truck chassis. Usually equipped with four-wheel drive for on or off-road ability, some SUVs include the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan. The SUV's popularity has since declined,due to criticism regarding excessive gasoline consumption, pollution, cost, and poor safety.
The "S.U.V.'s" consumption of gas is really high.
S.U.V. by coco38 January 28, 2009
Large, useless piece of shit, usually driven by cellphone yapping, middle aged businessmen, whos idea of "offroad" is the paved driveway.
Most S.U.V.s have little to no offroad ability and have a useless pseudo-4WD transmission combined with an automatic gearbox mated to a gutless yet uneconomical powerplant, which suits the high earning owners lifestyle perfectly.
Notoriously dangerous at high speed, and even at low speed whilst cornering. A 'sports kit' does little to make it 'sporty' or increase overall performance.

The SUV is of similar status to the MPV, but is more usless than the MPV
"My Subaru has gone places my boss can't take his S.U.V."
S.U.V. by R Martin July 24, 2008
No this is not a definition for a car, this is the initials of a recent insult: Shut Up Virgin.
The SUV insult is used against teens that are oddly still virgins ( Note: Best used when the victim is a 16-year old Dude).
For the success of the insult, The person who you insult HAS to be a virgin, REALLY, they HAVE to be virgins...Or else you fail.
Example of a nailed S.U.V. insult:

*Some guy is talking*
You:...
*Guy is still talking*
You: Oh my fuckin' god SHUT UP VIRGIN!! Are you fuckin' allergic to vaginas?!
S.U.V. by DehNoobShow June 19, 2012
The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
S,U,V by QuacksO March 3, 2019

S.U.V-Tard 

Refers to the person, usually a soccer mom that is driving an empty SUV while talking on a cell phone and drinking Starbucks, all while going 75MPH on the freeway.
Look at that woman driving like a maniac! What an S.U.V-Tard!!!
S.U.V-Tard by RoundRockMike May 29, 2008

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