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S.O.E.C. 

Sudden Onset of Extra Chromosomes. A chronic disease which can set in anytime during the human lifespan. Even though it is often confused with ADHD, Adderall does not ease the signs and symptoms of S.O.E.C. The only medicine which can provide relief from this chronic disease is pure glucose or high fructose corn syrup or Red 40 or any known carcinogen. These medicines can only be prescribed by a trusted E.M.T.
Abby: Do you suffer from ADHD?

Quentin: No, I suffer from S.O.E.C.
S.O.E.C. by crazyjohnra April 1, 2024
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É.C.O.L.E.S

French word for school

Endroit
Cruel
Òu
Les
Élèves
Souffrent
J’ai vraiment pas le goût d’aller à l’É.C.O.L.E.S aujourd’hui
É.C.O.L.E.S by Al_ex.lec June 11, 2019

S h n o i c e 

S h n o i c e is a word to describe something amazing, stunning and incredible. Many would use this word to describe an object, a piece of work or a photo.
Wow that story is S h n o i c e

S.C.O.T.E. 

S.C.O.T.E. is an ancorymn for(Sexually Chosen Of The Environment) this term is meant for Chad, Tyrone, Dirty Dick Rodyney, Pookie, Ray Ray, Bitch Made Simps, Tradcons, Mangina's , Maggles, and Daggles who would like to continue giving women power. While at the same time destroying the environment in order to maintain her power and a chance for female validation.
A Bitch Made Simp catches his women cheating and doesn't end the relationship. By that definition he is a S.C.O.T.E.
S.C.O.T.E. by Mr Imp September 7, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

E.A.B.C.O.S 

Eat A Bitch Cat or Something
Ay girl ain't you gone suck my dick? Hell Naw nigga E.A.B.C.O.S!!!!
E.A.B.C.O.S by Bon Qui Qui January 1, 2008

P_A_Y___A_S___U__G_O___C_R_E_W 

the heviest garage crew dat ever existed wiv bare hevi MC'in on top of freestyle DJ'in.
everybody wanna be a topshotter, chartopper,
gal work da mic proper,
i take u upper lik a helicopper, chopper don stutter or mutter any word dat i utter!!!!!!!!!!!!
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