S.O.E.C.

Sudden Onset of Extra Chromosomes. A chronic disease which can set in anytime during the human lifespan. Even though it is often confused with ADHD, Adderall does not ease the signs and symptoms of S.O.E.C. The only medicine which can provide relief from this chronic disease is pure glucose or high fructose corn syrup or Red 40 or any known carcinogen. These medicines can only be prescribed by a trusted E.M.T.
Abby: Do you suffer from ADHD?

Quentin: No, I suffer from S.O.E.C.
by crazyjohnra April 02, 2024
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