S.A.L.

Sucker ass Larry. The guy at the party trying way to hard to be cool. Chicks don't dig him guys don't like him but he thinks he's the shit.

nice bad boys tattoo you fu*king sal

S.A.L. by Adam Richie April 21, 2004

s.a.l.

Stands for "Sucks At Life". Someone who sucks at whatever they attempt whether it be women, friends, money, jobs, skills, etc.

Guy 1: See that ugly guy over there trying to dance?

Guy 2: Yea. He's lookin really stupid.

Guy 1: He's working hard enough trying to score cool points, what a S.A.L.

s.a.l. by Chong...... March 10, 2008

S.A.L 

Small Aggressive Lesbian.

S.A.L- song by G.N.O

S.A.L over there has gotten a new girlfriend.

S.A.L by Maddie Monroe February 22, 2023

S.A.L 

Small Aggressive Lesbain
S.A.L- song by G.N.O

S.A.L over there has gotten a girlfriend even though she punched me yesterday.

S.A.L by Maddie Monroe February 22, 2023

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

S.A.L.T.S. by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.A.L.S. 

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.

My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.

S.A.L.S. by John DICE April 5, 2007

S.A.L.S.H. 

The S.A.L.S.H. is a very mysterious and powerful entity... and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power!!!

Although the true identity of the S.A.L.S.H. can never be revealed, the mystery behind the social phenomenon swiftly taking the New England area by storm allows believers to make what they want out of it. S.A.L.S.H. is you, S.A.L.S.H. is me, and S.A.L.S.H. is whatever you want it to be.

In the beginning of it all there were only three... On 09/11/2008 in the city of Fitchburg Massachusetts, the three founding fathers of the S.A.L.S.H. came together and formed the trifecta that fueled the formation of an entity that would forever change the universe as we know it today. One man deciphered the physical geography of the realm, The second man created the laws and rules to govern the entity. Finally and ironically the third man who was naive to the S.A.L.S.H. unknowingly created the mystery and upheld the question, "What the fuck is S.A.L.S.H?"

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap S.A.L.S.H.

S.A.L.S.H. by HellzYaKid July 8, 2010