S'macktin 

Its when a person drinks one beer, so they can smell drunk and in turn act drunk. Hence the name S'macktin. It is good when you want to get some but theres only the "ugly girl", you can just be like i was drunk didnt you smell my breath?

That bitch was S'macktin at the party

S'macktin by Chris Hurrikane November 10, 2008

S'macktin 

Its when a person drinks one beer, so they can smell drunk and in turn act drunk. Hence the name S'macktin. It is good when you want to get some but theres only the "ugly girl", you can just be like i was drunk didnt you smell my breath?

That bitch was s'macktin at your party!

S'macktin by Chris Hurrikane November 11, 2008

Macklin's Law 

Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.

He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.

They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.

Macklin's Law by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010

Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.

The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.

Mackintosh's Corollary by Sairin January 6, 2005

macklin's law 

thou shalt finger

He went home with a girl last night and followed macklin's law.

or

She wouldn't let him have macklin's law, he just got a shag.

macklin's law by disciple of the macklin February 11, 2010