smorgy! An orgy of St. Matthew's students, referring to the phenomenon that occurs on grand cayman's St Matthew's University Medical School. Many of the students, although in relationsihps in their respective hometowns, prefer to cheat on their significant others when on the island...resulting in one big smorgy.
Bob: yoo you see that girl at Palms last night? She was totally on your johnson, you should hit that!
George: yeah man i was totally gonna do it but then i heard she had sex with John and Rick already...i'm not tryina get pulled into a smorgy you know?
(n) An event where s'mores are created on open fire and consumed with a large number of people.
Also, (proper noun) a specific event name at Stanford University where students of a specific class convene to socialize and enjoy music from live bands or music. This event started with the Stanford class of 2008 during their sophomore year in 2005-2006. In this case, smorgy was a concoction of sophomores, s'mores, and orgy.
The smorgy at Lake Lag last night was sticky and wet.
BOB: yo ron!! what did you do last night?!
RON: had a smorgy!!!
BOB: with those two spics living in the storage next to you and that porch monkey down the road?
RON: yeahhhhh, getting me some mexican pussy!
BOB: gotta love those loose fish tacos!
The true definition starts with a batch of good ol' smores.After these are done you call up a couple of the hoes and then have a big orgy while eating the smores.Its delicious.
Hey Bob remember when we called Kelly and Jessica up and had that smorgy.That was awesome.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.