Rylan Heward 

Rylan Heward is a perfect girlfriend and my best friend

Rylan Heward is the perfect girlfriend.

Rylan Heward by Bamboda July 19, 2019

Ryan Howard 

Someone who is a fraud. Also, someone who falls in and out of love with Kelly Kapoor.

"Oh do you see that guy across the street"
"Yeah, he's just like Ryan Howard"
"The baseball player?"
"No, Ryan Howard from the Office."

Ryan Howard by familyguydork November 30, 2020

ryan howard 

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

ryan howard by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

Ryan Howard 

Won the 2006 National League Most Valuable Player Award, becoming the second player ever to win the rookie of the year and MVP award in back-to-back seasons (Cal Ripken, Jr. 1982-83). Hit .313 with 58 home runs, 149 RBI and 104 runs scored in his first full season at the Major League level. He also won the Hank Aaron Award.

Ryan Howard, the big, insanely powerful behemoth, just homered again to keep the shitty Phillies in the race.

Ryan Howard by Jay Ridnour November 23, 2006

Ryan Howard Right 

Your FBI agent who is constantly messing with your auto correct. This man is more commonly know as Yan the R being an edition for when he’s undercover. He can’t spell the word rite correctly and is clearly an idiot.

Ryan Howard Right is so annoying, I feel like he’s always messing with me.

Ryan Howard Right by Personhereidkwhattoputasauser April 27, 2022

Ryan Howard 

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

Ryan Howard by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009

Ryan Howard 

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

Ryan Howard by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015