When someone's words are so badly written, and the grammar is so terrible that you struggle to understand if it was on purpose or not. Started by a mysterious (and memey) person named Ryan.
"Could you understand him" "No, he was typing in Ryanese."
Example: "wtiing mneat;y is atruglel for me" = Writing neatly is a struggle for me.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.