Rusty Nailz 

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.

"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."

Rusty Nailz by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016

Rusty Nailz 

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.

"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."

Rusty Nailz by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016

Rusty Nail 

the act of sticking ones dick into a girls mouth right after anal sex

I gave the 2 dollar hoe a rusty nail last night

Rusty Nail by scotty June 30, 2003

Rusty Nail 

Gangster talk for a washed up has been or never was. riiight?

Elliot doesn't care if Steve Langford lives or dies, because langford is a rusty nail, a beef stew.

Rusty Nail by Ultraback January 21, 2016

Rusty Nail 

scotch and drambuie mixed together

to barkeep : "rusty nail please, macallan."

Rusty Nail by carbombxhooligan December 13, 2004

Rusty Nail 

Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.

Johnny was dumbfounded when he awoke in the morning to see his penis resembling a rusty nail.

Rusty Nail by Bruce S Johnson September 4, 2009

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008