Rusty Moose 

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."

Rusty Moose by BetterthanDudeMcSweet January 13, 2009

Rusty Moose 

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

Rusty Moose by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018

Rusty Moose 

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

Rusty Moose by T-Bucket October 24, 2011

Rusty Moose Knuckle 

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

Rusty Moose Knuckle by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

The Rusty Moose 

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

The Rusty Moose by m3ow April 18, 2010