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Rusty Chumper 

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
Rusty Chumper by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Chumper 

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
Rusty Chumper by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Crumpet 

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.
that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted
Rusty Crumpet by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.
Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!
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