rusty bass 

giving a loving rim job while fingering the teenage girls vagina!

i gave her a rusty bass last nite

rusty bass by hotstuff 69 July 9, 2010

Rusty Bass Drum

Rimming (licking) the arsehole while spanking the buttocks.

"Bitsy from Sexpots loves it when I give her the Rusty Bass Drum."

Rusty Bass Drum by Producer Paul August 7, 2020

Rusty Bassoon 

While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.

If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.

After a symphony concert...

Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...

Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?

Man: Why yes, it does.

Woman: Sounds great!

Rusty Bassoon by rusty bassoon August 30, 2009