Russlets

Russlests. noun. little evil clone spawns of one Mo-Nifficent, spawned from beyond the depths of hades, also known as darkspawn.

"DAMN!! She just keeps popping out russlets"

Russlets by lito0723 August 18, 2011

sack of russets 

The unflattering effect of a large unshapely female posterior squeezed into tight pants.

spandex + cottage cheese bootie = Sack of Russets

sack of russets by Pedro von grovellor June 16, 2010

100 lb sack of red russets 

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.

Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

100 lb sack of red russets by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018