Russian Nap

A vodka induced coma

Last night I took a Russian nap and woke up naked outside Armando's house.

by Ryan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 22, 2009

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

RussianNarwhal_3

The absolute best narwhal in the land. Some cities worship him by creating statues. His famous quote is "You think you're more powerful than me? My gun says otherwise".

RussianNarwhal_3 is the alpha Narwhl

by Narwhal_3 February 2, 2020