Rusere

Achieving your final form

You have just achieved level rusere

by Sascha lim April 4, 2019

reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

by Killossal March 18, 2017

reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

by dave3:16 March 7, 2011

Reserectile

The state of a male being overly aroused in a public place.

Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.

The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.

1: "Did you hear about Mike from accounting?"
2: "No?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"

by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

by jack the monster May 17, 2011

ruserious

are you kidding me? Newb, cak757

He asked if he knew about nonewbs and the guy replied ruserious?

by BG NN May 7, 2008

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008