rumember

To vaguely remember after drinking rum.

I completely rumember last night.

by Twb_tattoos December 17, 2019

Rumember

Talking to my best friend. She called to see if I was ok. Coined . At that moment. ."I don't rumember". She got it instantly.

Last night I texted lots of people. But, I was in the Caribbean cup. And, I don't RUMEMBER! Nailed. Perfect!

by docsdeb November 9, 2020

Rumember

Talking to my best friend. She called to see if I was ok. Coined . At that moment. ."I don't rumember". She got it instantly.

Last night I texted lots of people. But, I was in the Caribbean cup. And, I don't RUMEMBER! Nailed. Perfect!

by docsdeb November 9, 2020

Is that how you remember it?

Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.

And yes! That’s how I remember it!

Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!

Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?

Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.

Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

remember the fam, carry the pain

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.

Remember the fam, carry the pain.

by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020

I remember when

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023