Rule 59 

If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself.

The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some say the chans, some say giai online, sill others something awful. what is agreed upon is that the rules are followed, almost cult like, across the communitys. rules like rule one and rule 14 are heavily enforced. the rules, are of course, modified to adap to the specific community they exist on. example, if one were to find this on a chan, the statment would be similar to "Anon, go and rule 59 yourself; or an hero, which is the pesudo way of asking somone to kill themself

Rule 59 by anon_602 August 5, 2008

Rule 59 

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."

James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.

Rule 59 by Hendaaxf June 28, 2018

Rule 59 

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

Rule 59 by SpanktheMonky April 11, 2017

59-Minute Rule 

Refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. The term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but ARE permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. On special occasions, a supervisor can work around the prohibition on early excusal by giving the staff a 59-minute break at the very end of the day; thus allowing them to leave about an hour early. The "59-Minute Rule" is often put into effect on the Friday before a three-day weekend.

Email to all personnel: The 59-Minute Rule will be in effect this afternoon. Have a safe and happy holiday! -The Boss

59-Minute Rule by Adameniscus May 30, 2006

Rule 592

When citing an internet rule to someone unfamiliar with the internet, a correct number is unnecessary.

Male 1: So I was watching this anime-

Male 2: Dude, Rule 34.

Male 1: Huh? Wasn't that the one with the porn?

Male 2: Pff, Rule 592.

Rule 592 by Schlockthropus July 10, 2011