Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!
by Elite CAT October 31, 2008

by Cereal KiIIer June 22, 2010

Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.
"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."
by Flatterland October 15, 2008

Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.
by rizzy6 March 07, 2017

by Krow1125 October 28, 2008

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.
by JarlBatman September 27, 2015

by Cursewordremasterer December 10, 2021
