Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

Rule 200 by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014

Rule 2006 

THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...

jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother

listen to only young boy

cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns

watch romantic comedies and cry at the end

Young boy: “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006”

Young boy fan: Rule 2006 is facts everyone is true

Rule 2006 by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020

rule 2000 

If it exits there's a blog of it.

"I'l make Rule 2000 of My Little Pony !"

rule 2000 by YouAreBan December 27, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008