Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019

RULE #1

Don't Talk about FightClub......

RULE #1----Don't Talk about FightClub......

by Chris Nelson January 18, 2005

Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

by Octanebro October 20, 2019

rule 1

You do not talk about fight club.

Rule 1. You do not talk about fight club.

by Bazzterd April 9, 2008

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

by Book_Freak November 10, 2011

Rule #1

You do not talk about Fight Club

Rule #1: You do not talk about Fight Club

by Tyler Durden is god December 20, 2008