Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.

"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."

Rug man by pepper_moto March 15, 2010

Connor Rugman 

A deluded glory supporter known in his younger days for constantly changing his allegiance to a team based in who has won the league more recently. Currently supporting Real ‘Washed up’ Madrid and one of the few people in the world to think Vinicius is half decent. His opinions make people drop dead in front of him with the amount of bullshit that they contain - one of the most deluded football ‘fans’ on the planet.

Fuck me Connor Rugman is a knob.

Connor Rugman by MazJW October 27, 2021