How much of a rat someone is, i.e. describing one's level of rat. Often used in more formal and intellectual situations where the word "rat" is less understood or may provoke altercation, but can still be applied to colloquial sentences as well. The word's versatility measures one's rat-ness without having to stoop down to their level. By using rodent rather than rat as the root of this word, people who have rodent tendencies but do not have substantial evidence of rat against them are broadly encapsulated as well.
I can't believe he snitched on me and still kept bitching about his situation, his levels of rodency are beyond me.
Laughter; specifically the sound of laughter. The i is long and should be pronounced reed-ence or ride-ence to avoid confusion with the word "riddance".
From the Latin ridere - to laugh, the word is related to deride and derision.
We had to let one comic go but his replacement is much funnier. So I guess - good riddance and good ridence.
An erosion of manners, politeness and courtesy over a period of time, resulting in the extinction of such phrases as "Please" and "Thank-you" from the English language.
Girl 1: omigosh britney, did you get in the show!?
Girl 2: yasss bitch, that shit was crazy as fuckk!
Girl 1: oh my gosh, tell me you’re on that molly i gave you!
Girl 2: ummm, duh bitch, it’s a Rudeclub show!!
Girl 1: oh my gosh, tell me you got to fuck dxsh!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!