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Lakerol or Ricola
somethings / some people that are so alike that they confuse you for a long time makes it hard for you to know what is the difference
Girl 1: "I'm going to hang with Kian tonight"
Girl 2: "Wait what? Which one is Kian out of the twins"
Girl 1: "Uhh.. he's the one with the blonde quiff"
Girl 2: "They both have a blonde quiff so which one is Kian?
Girl 1: "Ugh... telling them apart is just as hard as Lakerol or Ricola..."
Girl 2: "Wait what? Which one is Kian out of the twins"
Girl 1: "Uhh.. he's the one with the blonde quiff"
Girl 2: "They both have a blonde quiff so which one is Kian?
Girl 1: "Ugh... telling them apart is just as hard as Lakerol or Ricola..."
Lakerol or Ricola by kitkatkaitykatt April 18, 2015
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Ricolate
Due to the sheer lubricity of ejaculate and based on angle, speed, velocity; Ricolate is the rebound of ejaculate off of a surface. It's a mixture of both words Ricochet and Ejaculate. It's a common occurrence with sexual activities non-relating to penetration and commonly results in ejaculate in places where they shouldn't end up.
"Yeah, Mandy gave me a hand job the other day, it ricolated off her face and knocked over her grandmother's vase"
Ricolate by I2ustySpork May 21, 2013
cast recolation surgery
A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.
GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?
Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.
GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!
Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.
GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!
cast recolation surgery by Romanisrad February 22, 2009
Rucalator
A ruler that has a calculator built into it. And it being the only item in existence that can measure and calculate at the same time. But of course to posses such awesome power it requires a sacrifice of blood everyday and damns your soul to hell if you touch it.
Generic loser: Can i borrow your calculator?
Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?
Generic loser: Sure wait...what?
Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)
Generic loser: I don't want...
Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.
Generic loser: Wait...What?
Generic loser #2: Exactly.
Generic loser: but only when i die right.
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic loser: so do you know how i die?
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic Loser: How?
Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.
Generic Loser: when?
Generic Loser #2: Geuss?
Generic Loser: oh sh*t
Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?
Generic loser: Sure wait...what?
Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)
Generic loser: I don't want...
Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.
Generic loser: Wait...What?
Generic loser #2: Exactly.
Generic loser: but only when i die right.
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic loser: so do you know how i die?
Generic Loser #2: yep
Generic Loser: How?
Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.
Generic Loser: when?
Generic Loser #2: Geuss?
Generic Loser: oh sh*t
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