Rubber Fuckies

A special code name for a condom that you plan to wear while enjoying intercourse in the shower/ hot tub.

Tom: I'mma take a shower with Natalie tonight.
Bill: Well, you better not forget the rubber fuckies!

by Witty Titties April 2, 2015

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.

I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014