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a "massage parlor" where the masseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a "happy ending" (i.e. a hand job or a blow job); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the "happy ending"
"Welcom to Fancy's Rub Club. That will be $150 for the massage with happy ending. Anything more is negotiable."
rub club by 80's Guy October 25, 2006
n) the female variation on the spank bank - an area of the short term memory in which arousing images are stored for subsequent recollection and masturbation.
Jennifer: Hey Brit! Did you see that guy?
Brit: Who? The one that looks like Scott Baio?
Jennifer: No, the one that looks like Gary Coleman!
Brit: Oh my god! Look at him! That's goin in the rub club!
Jennifer: Hey-oh!

-or-

Solange: Did you see that guy getting his swell on at the gym?
LaQueesha: Oh...my...god. Rub club.
rub club by Pakpao Kanya February 24, 2009
The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank
Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)
Rub club by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014

Dick Rub Club 

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.
O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club
Dick Rub Club by erein September 13, 2004
club rub: sore male parts after clubbing.
"i was dancing with this girl for an hour and have the worst CLUB RUB of my life.
club rub by Mdoga August 24, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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