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Royal Navy 

The Royal Navy of the United Kingdom is the oldest of the British armed services (and is therefore known as the Senior Service). From the beginning of the 18th century until well into the 20th century, it was the most powerful navy in the world.

Throughout the 18th and 19th centuries the Royal Navy was able to maintain an almost uninterrupted ascendancy over its rivals through superiority in financing, tactics, training, organisation, social cohesion, hygiene, dockyard facilities, logistical support and, from the middle of the 18th century, warship design and construction.

During WW2 it lost most of its world power due to eccenomic inter-war budget cuts and treaties. But still managed to maintain a pressence on a glabal scale.

Proved its worth in Falkland Islands in 1982, fighting a battle 8,345 miles (12,800 km) from Great Britain.

Rather outdated now however, due to massive budget cuts and misapropiated funding. New aircraft carriers (Queen Elizabeth class), destroyers (Type 45) and submarines (Astute class) are now over budget and running years behind schedule.

Blame BAE systems and succsesive MOD fuck-up's.
Royal Navy Motto: Si vis pacem, para bellum (If you desire peace, prepare for war)
Royal Navy by Ahoy Sailor August 8, 2009
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Royal Navy 

Once the World's largest Navy, but due to the fact that the British have been corrupted by evil Liberal Ideas successive Governments have abused it and made it dangerously small. However the Officers and Sailors of the Royal Navy are by far the most willing and capable, putting up with crap food, and crap conditions.

Despite common misconception, it is not the Royal Navy that is full of Homosexuals, they are too busy working, and getting women in Port to be dealing with that.
My good those Royal Navy sailors are switched on.

royal navy 

Second largest Navy in the world, but better better trained. Branch of the armed forces primarily responsible for defending Britain's shores.
The Royal Navy destroyed Napoleon's dreams at Trafalgar in 1805.
royal navy by Aceman123 April 26, 2006

Royal Navy 

Group sex where one unsuspecting ass gets fucked by everyone there! It usually happens while the person being fucked is referred to as Sir, Madame or any term that references Royalty!
Wow! Did you see Hermione at the party, she really took on the Royal Navy! or Oliver just got "locked up" for 18 months he is definitely going to take on the "Royal Navy!"
Royal Navy by Socialpolice August 30, 2018

bricklandian royal navy

the bricklandian royal navy is an extension of the knigt commanders in the ROBLOX game: prtty much evey bordr gam evr (PMEBGE), with their leader being geigop (admiral), and Guille_641 (vice admiral). they are basically pirates but KCS instead.

the bricklandian royal navy’s objective is to eliminate pirates that prove a threat to bricklandia (?)

(the admiral and vice admiral are only leading the navy, all other royal bomber HRHs also can lead, like the vice grand marshal and grand marshal (duh) (?))
HiIrock99: hi there bricklandian royal navy member, wanna destroy some pirates?

Guille_641: dude can some bricklandian royal navy members help me with this pirate destroying bricklandia????!

geigop: all of you bricklandian royal navy members are soooooo bad
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026