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Rowan Cahill 

An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.

Rowan County 

The worst education in NC, which is already the 48th ranked state for education in America. This town reminds me of the inside of my cunt muscle.
Student 1: Let go to Rowan County.

Student 2: Are you gay?
Rowan County by J. Vernon McGee April 26, 2011

Rowan Chapman

One of the best young australian bowlers there arw
i bowled a 300 last night ohh your almost as good as Rowan Chapman
Rowan Chapman by realy March 13, 2005

Rowan County Early College 

Rowan County Early College aka RCECE, is a school that offers college classes and leads kids into depression. Its a school of multi diversity people yet racist kids. This school contains more hoes then you can imagine its a school where friends date your ex's and you pretend its normal. Nothing but bitches and stress up in here and not to mention some of the teachers well most of the teachers here don't know how to teach... Also skipping? thats all kids do here they skip to get high. Did I forget to mention this school is not smart there are a lot of stupid people here.
Want to go to Rowan County Early College (RCEC) ? Nah man there's to many hoes there gotta stay away from there.

Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.

Rowan county high school 

This is the place where everyone has there head so far up there own ass that they think there shit smells amazing because everyone here are into the new trends except ofc old salty salty and a few other dick munchers don't get me wrong most people there are completely SNOBBY BITCHES THAT WANT TO SUCK THE TEACHERS ASSHOLES DRYER THE COTTON COOCHIE
If your going to Rowan county high school get ready to get ass fucked by the gay ass football team and sucked off by the tags on the basketball team

Rowan Clinch 

Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.
"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"
Rowan Clinch by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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