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A very annoying guy. He is usually pretty stupid. Rowan's can be funny. Rowan's are good at art, but almost nothing else. They are somewhat fast runners, but hate sports. Rowan's love video games and LEGOS. He thinks he is "boy genius". (sometimes, SOMETIMES he is).
Me: Hey, Rowan C

Rowan C. : Yeah?
Me: How you doin
Rowan C by Bilothy Macntosh June 12, 2019
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Rowan Cahill 

An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.

Rowan County 

The worst education in NC, which is already the 48th ranked state for education in America. This town reminds me of the inside of my cunt muscle.
Student 1: Let go to Rowan County.

Student 2: Are you gay?
Rowan County by J. Vernon McGee April 26, 2011

Rowan Chapman

One of the best young australian bowlers there arw
i bowled a 300 last night ohh your almost as good as Rowan Chapman
Rowan Chapman by realy March 13, 2005

Rowan County Early College 

Rowan County Early College aka RCECE, is a school that offers college classes and leads kids into depression. Its a school of multi diversity people yet racist kids. This school contains more hoes then you can imagine its a school where friends date your ex's and you pretend its normal. Nothing but bitches and stress up in here and not to mention some of the teachers well most of the teachers here don't know how to teach... Also skipping? thats all kids do here they skip to get high. Did I forget to mention this school is not smart there are a lot of stupid people here.
Want to go to Rowan County Early College (RCEC) ? Nah man there's to many hoes there gotta stay away from there.

Rowan County Early college is a school of fuck ups.

Rowan county high school 

This is the place where everyone has there head so far up there own ass that they think there shit smells amazing because everyone here are into the new trends except ofc old salty salty and a few other dick munchers don't get me wrong most people there are completely SNOBBY BITCHES THAT WANT TO SUCK THE TEACHERS ASSHOLES DRYER THE COTTON COOCHIE
If your going to Rowan county high school get ready to get ass fucked by the gay ass football team and sucked off by the tags on the basketball team

Rowan Clinch 

Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.
"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"
Rowan Clinch by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Literally 1984 

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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