When you love someone and you are in the heat of passion, simply ask your lover to stand up and touch their toes. You then apply your mouth to your partners bum hole as they expell the gas in their colon into your mouth. To perform this properly, there must be a perfect seal (mouth to ass) so that the receiver's cheeks expand to accept all the gas.
Honey, please finish your chili, I want an Oral Rottenbacher later tonight.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.