An idiot who clearly was dropped on his head as a child. He was kicked out of England after trying to roast the locals, so he traveled to Afghanistan for a easier target and an endless supply of weed. Rory Stewart is pro-dragging animals across the desert, and pro-Westerners know best. He refuses to comply with governments that know better than he does. Slightly similar to Hitler and Stalin, he definitely has a superiority complex. He would have a much different status as a women, and is the after of meth if Eddie Redmayne is the before.
by rorystewarthater April 20, 2017
Get the Rory Stewartmug. God among men. Rory has flown across several countries including: Iraq, Iran, India, Nepal and Afghanistan. He eats trees for breakfast, but it so awesome that he plants them right after. He plants trees such as Deodar, a name which I've never heard of in my life. Rory, you are bad-ass, you are strength and might; YOU ARE THE CONQUERER OF WORLDS, THE VANQUISHER OF WAR AND HUNGER: YOU ARE IRONMAN!
by Professor Catface Meowmers January 2, 2009
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