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Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! 

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.
1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason
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rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron
1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity

rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.
"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity 

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026