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rona boner 

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.
a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.
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Rona Boner 

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.
1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.
Rona Boner by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022
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Ronabone 

When you have reached maximum excitement when staring at something interesting.
"That girl just gave me a ronabone!"
Ronabone by Marz0o 9bLaDe8 January 22, 2009

'Ronaboner 

The medical condition of being kept away from the opposite sex for so long that you would be willing to bang ANYONE that enters your personal space.
We went to see my grandmother after quarantine was over and I accidentally popped a 'Ronaboner.
'Ronaboner by Duddyrudder October 6, 2020