The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.
by Mik N. Paul September 6, 2006
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